I shit a lot, sometimes very lot. There are days when my toilet slaves and shit-eaters can’t handle such flood of shit. I took three shits that day. First semi-hard shit came out and unlocked my ass, then I shat bunch of soft shit, and the third time I barely made to the toilet, but… I didn’t have time sit down and I shat all over the toilet bowl. Look how dirty he is now. But this was not enough. The next day, right in the morning, I shat pear-shaped shit, here it is, hard on one side, and creamy soft on the other. You want bite it, I know you’re drooling right now.